Jerry: “Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool.” Quote – Jerry: “Is it me, or was that the ugliest baby you have ever seen?”Įlaine: “I couldn’t look. Elaine is described as “breathtaking” by a doctor. George is seen naked with serious “shrinkage” by Jerry’s girlfriend. George’s girlfriend goes topless sunbathing. Kramer finds a lobster trap filled with lobster. Plot – Jerry, George, Elaine, and Jerry travel to the Hamptons to see a baby, which turns out to be ugly. Notable Guest Star – Jane Leeves (Frasier, Hot in Cleveland, James and the Giant Peach, Hercules, Miracle on 34th Street) Quote – Jerry: “Are you Master of your Domain?” (This episode never refers to it as “masturbating”) Plot – After George gets caught by his mother, Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer place a bet to see who can go the longest without masturbating. Notable Guest Star – Ernie Sabella (Lion King, Saved by the Bell, Perfect Strangers, MouseHunt, Annie) Quote – Overweight Nudist: “I’m not ashamed of my body.” (Julia Louis-Dreyfus was pregnant during filming) Elaine misses a lesbian wedding due to train delays. Kramer overhears a horse racing tip and places a bet. George meets an attractive woman who seduces him. Jerry befriends a fat nudist on a ride to Coney Island. Plot – Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer have their own experiences during a subway ride. Notable Guest Star – James Hong (Blade Runner, Big Trouble in Little China, Mulan, Chinatown, Balls of Fury) Quote – George: “She called, he yelled ‘Cartwright ’ I missed her.” Jerry then dares Elaine to take an egg roll from someone’s plate and eat it. Jerry notices a woman, but can’t remember her name. While waiting for a table, George tries to make a phone call to a woman, he left during sex to use the bathroom. Plot – Jerry, George, and Elaine go to a Chinese restaurant before going to see Plan 9 From Outer Space. Notable Guest Star – Kevin Dunn (Veep, True Detective, Transformers, Warrior, Small Soldiers) Staring at each other in a defunct relationship.” So as she’s saying this I’m thinking, ‘Great, the relationship’s over and the egg salad’s on the way.’ So now I’ve got the decision – do I walk or do I eat?…Sat there for twenty minutes chewing. Finally she blurts out how it’s not working. Quote – George: “So we order lunch and we’re talking. (This is the first Seinfeld episode to feature Monk’s, and the only episode to not include “The” in the title.) Kramer introduces “Kramerica Inudstries,” and how he wants to start a pizza place where you make your own pie. Elaine helps Jerry come up with excuses to avoid Joel. George suggests that he pretend that Joel is a woman and break up with him. Jerry tells George the reason he hasn’t broken up with him yet is because he is a man. Plot – Jerry can’t seem to rid himself of childhood friend, Joel Horneck. To mark the occasion I’ve decided to compile the best episode of Seinfeld, one from each season: Starting June 24 you can stream every episode of Seinfeld on Hulu. Giving fans another medium in which to enjoy Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer. Hulu dished out $160 million for the streaming rights to the show. It’s been almost 26 years since Seinfeld premiered, but there is no denying its’ relevance today.
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